Instagram Smile, it kills people.

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

dogs420:

i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog

peruvian-diego:

this cute boy i am talking to just texted me “what do you wanna do tonight”

i texted back “you”

i am such a 

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nosdrinker:

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

sloth-grunge:

my mum just apologised to the fridge because she left it open for too long and it beeped 

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(Source: pizza)

yongmuney:

*waters the plants with my tears*